Only Lovers Left Alive - press conference
From top left to bottom right:
"Oh, thank you! Your outfit is inappropriately tight as well, darling!
Christ, this is boring. There’s not even anyone in costume. I miss Comic Con. Remember when I made all those innuendos at Comic Con? Heh. In-you-end-os. *internal snicker*
Is that reporter eye-fucking m- no. Damn. Wait, is that one eye-fu- No. Sigh.
Keep the jaw clenched, Hiddleston. Don’t smile. The French hate that shit.
Every single one of you is a personal disappointment. Also, I have to go to the bathroom.
At least my cock is still there. That’s a comfort.”
^^ The last two.. I’m giggling like a fucking loon…